Date:	2005-10-21 10:42
Subject:	Analysis
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused
Music:	Mirrorfeather - The x Factor

After much snooping I have come to a few conclusions regarding the most of you.

Would you like me to tell you your disorders? They have fun names.

OH! Let's play a game. I'll list the disorder and you guess. Some of you may have more than one.

Amnestic Disorder
Antisocial Personality Disorder (commonly known as a Sociopath)
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Bipolar Disorder
Borderline Personality Disorder
Brief Psychotic Disorder
Conduct Disorder
Delerium
Dependent Personality Disorder
Depersonalization Disorder
Gender Identity Disorder
Histrionic Personality Disorder
Intermittent Explosive Disorder
Kleptomania
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Nightmare Disorder
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Paraphilias (not sure, but I'd like to find out...)
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Hint: If you think you've got it, you've got it.

- Se

Date:	2005-10-12 08:33
Subject:	Documents and Psychological Damage
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused
Music:	It's the End of the World - R.E.M.

Now, I realize that many of you have been reading (or have had them read to you) the files concerning, well, our specialness. Or whatever you call it. And some of you may need to talk it out, get some thing off your chest. I am a fairly impartial person, and like practicing my diagnosis skills on the unknowing likes of us.

I'm setting up a spot for counseling in the Gasts' kitchen, later to be moved to Sephiroth's once we get settled. If you feel the need to pay me for my sage advice (or Aeris's backrubs) I accept ice cream and blond men.


I expect to see a few of you more moody cases *cough*SephVinCloud*cough* especially.

The "doctor" is in.

- Se

Date:	2005-10-10 10:24
Subject:	Hello All
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused
Music:	What's the Frequency Kenneth? - R.E.M.

Now that my time is not taken up by "private business lessons" I have more time to be sneaky with you all.


That's riiight... I can read your journals. ~_^

And I do have to say, it's really a shame how many straight men there are. REALLY a shame.


If any of you change your minds... I'm rather available right now.

- Se